A little video thats kinda funny if understood tho i dun quite understand lolx. have a little laugh watching it ^^

A little joke as well. tell me if u understand it coz i dun =x

Go to save my friend

A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two.

One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend, happy to get anything free from a lawyer, eagerly agreed. When the time came, they spent a wonderful time, getting up early every morning and enjoying the great outdoors.

One morning, as the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend were picking raspberries and blueberries for their breakfast, they were approached by two huge bears--a male and a female.

The lawyer noticed them in time to run for cover. His friend, however, was not so lucky. The male bear reached him and swallowed him whole.

Seeing this, the lawyer ran back to his Mercedes and raced for the nearest town to get the local sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his high-powered rifle and raced back to the berry area with the lawyer. All the while, he was plagued by visions of lawsuit from his friend's family. He just had to save his friend.

Luckily, the bears were still there. "He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male.

The sheriff looked at the bears, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female.

"What did you do that for?!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other bear!"

"Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would you believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the male?"

Smth for our barney fans :P

Barney = Satan

The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:

1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers: 666

Thus, Barney is Satan.

soccer videos~

yays finally the videos taken during soccer is uploaded~
paiseh for lousy quality, kinda blur image..
cuz i was too lazy to walk ard so jux zoomed in and out..
do turn off jay singing caihong first ..
or else kind of weird.. haha..
but remember to turn on ur speaker~ ENJOY(:



a headbutt start..
hmph not painful ah.. i tht the soccer ball was quite hard..




mrlau one man show..
running with the ball for more than half a court..




lost track of where the ball went somewhere in the video..
dun understand why..
carn catch who was the one who kicked the ball away..
exclusive twist shot of miss aiyan..
OH AND YAY IT'S A GOAL~!





dora becomes super hiong when it comes to soccer~
a nice catch by goalpost man shy ann ann..
and IT'S A GOAL! by alvin i think..



yups that's the few videos worthed watchin..
others abit sian no climax~



ok ending off with a random photo again..
with some =.= stuffs..

aldrick: eh tao2, i give you this soccer ball, you stand up and let me sit lar. you are sitting at the exact spot i wan to sit leh.. come on let me sit..
tak shun: NO i don't wan to stand.. im sticking my butt to the ground.. pull me away if u can..
weizhen: *uhm chio-ing* hmm aldrick looks as though he wans to propose to takshun..
chenpeng: *thinking* eh this piece of leaf looks cool.. it's so small.. let me take a good look at it.. hmph perhaps i should bring it back to sch to use the micrometer screw gauge to measure the thickness of the leave and use a pair of vernier calipers to measure the width.. oh and maybe do some chem experiments on it..
shimin: *thinking* hmm why is chenpeng smiling to himself while looking at the leaf? don't tell me he has fallen in love with the leaf =X yikes~

ok that was super random cuz im jux bored.. anyway the above is jux for fun and laughter, peace and joy.. so no offence to anyone ah~

Some lame jokes for today :D

Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

---

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."

_____________________________________________________________________________________
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"

Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

zz

random joke:

3 man was about to be executed. The first man was called to stand at the execution grounds and the officers ready their guns. Suddenly, the man shouted "EARTHQUAKE". This shocked the officers and gave him the chance to escape. The second man was called for execution. He then shouted "TORNADO!!!" and escaped. The third man who witnessed everything thought he had the drift so when he was called, he shouted "FIRE!".

NATIONAL SWINGER

DORA n WENZ will be keen to set up a national swinging team...
please comment if u wanna join them...
haha...
yah...
coach needed too...


YEH...

YAH mr lau is teaching 08s201 4 jae...
haha...
sooooooooo happy....
lets just hope so...

jokes abt BAO

Qn1--why char siew bao n kong ba bao go movie, charsiew bao cried
Qn2--why char siew bao n ling yong bao go movie, charsiew bao cried
Qn3--why char siew bao n da bao go movie, da bao cried so much


ans...


Qn1 charsiew bao had fillings ( feelings )
Qn2 because they have different fillings ( fillings )
Qn3 because da bao got more feelings...



sorry ah
if a little cold...
haha...
-jyong (sin)-

Some little jokes of the day :P

Stewed Tomatoes
A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worry about getting seasick.

The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.''

The guy replies, ''Would that keep me from getting sick, Doc?''

The doctor says, ''No, but it'll look real pretty in the water.''

Rabbi and Priest
A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.

Carpet
A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette. Aaron looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing. He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet, and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there. Aaron decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know.

When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done.

''Aaron, The carpet lookes wonderful!'' she exclaimed. ''Here are your cigarettes; I found them in the kitchen. Oh yes, and by the way, have you seen my gerbil?''

photos~~ PAES201 greatly missed!

paiseh for the lag update of the photos..
but at least it's here now(:
let's reminise our good old days..

oh jux how retarded can mak get..

yays PAES201 with mrlau(:

PAES201 with mrlim[andy lau]!

how come mr j yong can get so high over a swing?

how can shimin let natasha hold the umbrella.. tsk tsk tsk

super random shot~ MRLAU~

3 different grps.. 2 grps are erm strategizing and wads jeremy doin?

one of the nicer shots, but still not nice =.=

jux being random, but i think we are somewhat like the water in the fountain.. we came tgt from different sources, but ended up in 1 place, PAES201.. then we went thru processes and somewhat somehow kana split up and seperated [like the water coming out from the fountain head].. but we will be back together as 1 [when the water falls back to the 'reservoir' of the fountain].. though unable to stay as a class, but we can still hang out tgt hur(:

HAHA. ya mayb i'll continue updating the blog since dora is so sincere.
anw.. there's really nothing much i can update about so i shall update about recent news..blah..blah.. something that might help in ur GeePee..
HEHE.. heard about mas selamat? or hav u got a scare of ur life of a man staring at you through your handphone? Here's a "poster" that might help u in nabbing that terrorist feller and becoming a national hero.. *laughs* (click image for larger view)

support talkingcock.com!

the different cosplays mas selamat can come out with..

this may be the very last post in this blog =x
It's gonna be a hard time for some of us.
you hear things like " i dun like my new class!", " the people there are so sian", " why must *** be in my class.. and blah blah blah.
but let's face it. we'll be with them for 2 yrs and counting...

PAE08s201 has split. nevertheless it has not died down..

so bring the PAE08s201 spirit with you everywhere HAHA XD
and remeber the great times we had together as a class!

U DUN HAV TO WAIT TIL TMR MORNING 8AM!

can't believe we took so long to find ML's blog.. http://lovableluke.blogs.friendster.com/
anyways, 08s201 had a great bonding time today-kicking soccer with Mr Lau and presenting him with the autographed NIKE soccer ball!

OMG and you can check NOW whether u're being posted to MJC anot by logging into the students.mjc.edu.sg portal. u can even help ur frens who are not here for pae to check! jus go to student directory and type their name..
dun need to anticipate til tmr morning 8am :)

:D
posting results are here.. pls do not see if u dun wish to..

Staying:
Ai Yan
Aldrick
Alvin
Amelin
Bin Li
Chen Peng
Florence
Gavin
Han Cong
Jeremy
Mak
Shi Min
Tak Shun
Theodora
Wei Zhen
Wen Juan

Leaving:
Chong Yi
Jun Wei
Natasha
Shyan Ann
Wei Ling
Ying Hao
Zhan Hong

Guys and Gals! rmb to study for your ECONS test next monday on demand!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Yo. Todays valentines. And this was what some members of 08S201 did...
in the playground.




spasticity:



free amusement:


neglected signboard:


a bubbleful day...
aww.. shweet..

a good start to chemistry lectures...

HAHAHA.
today's chem lecture was a hilarious moment of Mr lau's attempt to express his inner desires to be.. well, let's face it-

LAME.

(not the crippled meaning...)

something about the fishballs in some homogenous soup (the %mass of the fishballs will not be accurate.. take into account those poor fishballs that Mr Lau would have uncontrollably swallowed while doing the "experiment" ).. the fishball sellers will probably be grateful to Mr Lau for the increase in demand for the supply of fishballs if we were to use these as a substitute for an experiment for chem prac in future. ..:cool:..

whether or not you caught the part where he sang played the recording of himself 翻唱ing 彩虹..

here's the recording, accompanied by a series of laughter.. :P sorry ML that it's pirated..couldn't get it on the store shelves.. but just take it as it's for the sake of the student's results :D..

(hopefully this would aid in ur revision for redox in future

...and spread the love for chem during valentines!)

A gentle reminder to all: while enjoying your chinese new year, remember to..
~ do your chemistry tutorials
~ do your A.P.G.P math assignment
~ do your math : 1st page of summation tutorial
~do your GP worksheet
~ bring ur oral digital thermometer (duno when)

HAHA. i chanced upon this very cute and original MJC blog..
http://mugalomaniac.blogspot.com/
enjoy your chinese new year!!

presenting to you... mrlau and hancong!

new year goodie to enjoy~ "balancing half equations~"
anyway SOMETIMES this video takes some million donkey years to load~
so if u carn wait, jux log in to this blog's account
then go to this post and preview it to watch the video
it will be some tonnes minutes faster~

if pics worth a thousand words, videos worth a zillion words :D

ok. hope this blog won't be dead with somethingS interesting..

some poor girl videoed by some lame ppl in sajc
OMG if one of us ever did that..



this is another video of the fascinating comps in sajc..


i can only say WOW.
in case i'm misunderstood as being biased against sajc, i shall post videos on other jcs too.. hehe..



no wonder MJC is labelled as the school of muggers..
Another modern-day principal who thinks tt more curriculum time = smarter pupils graduating. (That's the VP by the way)
Just from the "Study 10h a day" strategy to "More curriculum time" strategy, we can see why it has been honoured the TOP VALUE-ADDED skl every year since its founding.
I really pity the UG ppl standing beside.


they really fully utilise the library uh..

MAD RJC GP tutor..


Note: Did u see the person walking into the clsrm when the teacher said:
"Stop talking! If you are as innocent.." ?
That person is late for skl, rite..?
And the teacher didnt even care la.
so..be thankful that you're in MJ :D

VJC floods!

haha.. now you noe VJ has poor drainage system..and poor education on drainage system- they were sweeping the water into the classroom instead of into the drain???
All I heard was "Later we on the air-con then tmr got a layer of ice." =.=

stuck in schl @VJC

What can u do in case of the above emergency..?
We've got just the solution..

Same place, same college, same situation:


do learn from this victorian. XD

HEY GUYS! REMEMBER TO STUDY FOR UR CHEM TEST ON MON AND PHYSICS TEST ON TUES!

jiayou!

HEY! those who think that they can't get in mj, don't fret! Here's a piece of good news... (or rather rumour) :D. well, heard that most of the schools will be raising their cut-off point since the nationwide has done badly overall... soo.. if u are a 15/16pointer.. there's still hope

Smiles! :D

Aww... we're gonna miss Mr Lau..

tomorrow is THE day..
all the best to 08S201!!

08S201 4EVA!!
we love A2 4eva!!

lyrics for 彩虹

this is the lyrics for the song "彩虹"..





<<jay chou :D


周杰伦 - 彩虹
作曲:周杰伦
作词:周杰伦

哪里有彩虹告诉我 能不能把我的愿望还给我
为什么天这么安静 所有的云都跑到我这里

有没有口罩一个给我 释怀说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药 也是我现在正服下的毒药

看不见你的笑 我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳还是会绕 没有理由我也能自己走

你要离开 我知道很简单
你说依赖 是我们的阻碍
就算放开 那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白

有没有口罩一个给我 释怀说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药 也是我现在正服下的毒药

看不见你的笑 我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳还是会绕 没有理由我也能自己走

你要离开 我知道很简单
你说依赖 是我们的阻碍
就算放开 那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白
看不见你的笑 要我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到 没有地球太阳开始环绕环绕
没有理由我也能自己走掉 是我说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药解药 也是我现在正服下的毒药

你要离开 我知道很简单
你说依赖 是我们的阻碍
就算放开 那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白

photos taken @tc's house

Let the pictures do the talking... :D
(click image for enlarged version)


this was during the MMM ^^

hey ppl.. just to calm your nerves down about the release of o'lvl results...
http://www.cie.org.uk/news/announcements/detail?announcement_id=21829
so it'll be real soon..

@ cold storage...

from left: binli, amelin, aiyan, charmaine(our ogl), theodora, wen juan and natasha.

SATURDAY, 19JAN : class BBQ @ teck chai's place (17 eastwood drive)

-CCAs of 08s201 peeps-

any violent objections for posting ur cca please delete it urself... :D
also any wrong info pls make the amendments urself... :D
(note: the names are arranged in alphabetical order.. no biasness or whatsover)

Ai Yan-Netball
Aldrick-Floorball
Alvin-Guitar
Amelin-ODAC
Bin Li-CCS
Chen Peng-ODAC
Chong Yi-squash
Florence-ODAC
Gavin-tennis
Han Cong-Floorball
Jun Wei-Guitar
Jeremy-Fencing
Mak-Floorball
Natasha-ODAC
Shi Min-band
Shyan Ann-guitar
Tak Shun-Guitar
Theodora-Symphonic band
Wei Ling-Photography
Wei Zhen-guitar
Wen Juan-choir
Wen Jun-ODAC
Ying Hao-Life saving/swimming
Zhan Hong-Film society

08s201 in random action...

Random photo:

contributed by Y.H

to IKEA...

On Monday the 14th, the kiddy bunch of atlas2s went to ikea to eaaaat!!!!!!

and we ate.......

cos we're on a tight budget..

>.<

the SIANed look on their faces listening to carolyn and charmaine talk.. haha XD^^

they must be reminiscing about their childhood memories... ^^

the cute froggy from ikea is gonna die from being strangled.. AHHHH!

nice pose char..

awww i see dear carlolyn...pinching the toy!!

to be cont'd..

~lalalala lalalala

a cute bunch of ATLAS2s went for an outing to SEOUL GARDEN last friday!!

and we had a real sumptuous meal of... ....

this one is a pathetic plate.. chao tah lumps of meat stuck behind it.

WE LURVE ATLAS2'08.
YAY!!