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random joke:

3 man was about to be executed. The first man was called to stand at the execution grounds and the officers ready their guns. Suddenly, the man shouted "EARTHQUAKE". This shocked the officers and gave him the chance to escape. The second man was called for execution. He then shouted "TORNADO!!!" and escaped. The third man who witnessed everything thought he had the drift so when he was called, he shouted "FIRE!".