A little video thats kinda funny if understood tho i dun quite understand lolx. have a little laugh watching it ^^

A little joke as well. tell me if u understand it coz i dun =x

Go to save my friend

A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two.

One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend, happy to get anything free from a lawyer, eagerly agreed. When the time came, they spent a wonderful time, getting up early every morning and enjoying the great outdoors.

One morning, as the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend were picking raspberries and blueberries for their breakfast, they were approached by two huge bears--a male and a female.

The lawyer noticed them in time to run for cover. His friend, however, was not so lucky. The male bear reached him and swallowed him whole.

Seeing this, the lawyer ran back to his Mercedes and raced for the nearest town to get the local sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his high-powered rifle and raced back to the berry area with the lawyer. All the while, he was plagued by visions of lawsuit from his friend's family. He just had to save his friend.

Luckily, the bears were still there. "He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male.

The sheriff looked at the bears, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female.

"What did you do that for?!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other bear!"

"Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would you believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the male?"

Smth for our barney fans :P

Barney = Satan

The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:

1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers: 666

Thus, Barney is Satan.

soccer videos~

yays finally the videos taken during soccer is uploaded~
paiseh for lousy quality, kinda blur image..
cuz i was too lazy to walk ard so jux zoomed in and out..
do turn off jay singing caihong first ..
or else kind of weird.. haha..
but remember to turn on ur speaker~ ENJOY(:



a headbutt start..
hmph not painful ah.. i tht the soccer ball was quite hard..




mrlau one man show..
running with the ball for more than half a court..




lost track of where the ball went somewhere in the video..
dun understand why..
carn catch who was the one who kicked the ball away..
exclusive twist shot of miss aiyan..
OH AND YAY IT'S A GOAL~!





dora becomes super hiong when it comes to soccer~
a nice catch by goalpost man shy ann ann..
and IT'S A GOAL! by alvin i think..



yups that's the few videos worthed watchin..
others abit sian no climax~



ok ending off with a random photo again..
with some =.= stuffs..

aldrick: eh tao2, i give you this soccer ball, you stand up and let me sit lar. you are sitting at the exact spot i wan to sit leh.. come on let me sit..
tak shun: NO i don't wan to stand.. im sticking my butt to the ground.. pull me away if u can..
weizhen: *uhm chio-ing* hmm aldrick looks as though he wans to propose to takshun..
chenpeng: *thinking* eh this piece of leaf looks cool.. it's so small.. let me take a good look at it.. hmph perhaps i should bring it back to sch to use the micrometer screw gauge to measure the thickness of the leave and use a pair of vernier calipers to measure the width.. oh and maybe do some chem experiments on it..
shimin: *thinking* hmm why is chenpeng smiling to himself while looking at the leaf? don't tell me he has fallen in love with the leaf =X yikes~

ok that was super random cuz im jux bored.. anyway the above is jux for fun and laughter, peace and joy.. so no offence to anyone ah~

Some lame jokes for today :D

Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

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The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"

Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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random joke:

3 man was about to be executed. The first man was called to stand at the execution grounds and the officers ready their guns. Suddenly, the man shouted "EARTHQUAKE". This shocked the officers and gave him the chance to escape. The second man was called for execution. He then shouted "TORNADO!!!" and escaped. The third man who witnessed everything thought he had the drift so when he was called, he shouted "FIRE!".

NATIONAL SWINGER

DORA n WENZ will be keen to set up a national swinging team...
please comment if u wanna join them...
haha...
yah...
coach needed too...


YEH...

YAH mr lau is teaching 08s201 4 jae...
haha...
sooooooooo happy....
lets just hope so...

jokes abt BAO

Qn1--why char siew bao n kong ba bao go movie, charsiew bao cried
Qn2--why char siew bao n ling yong bao go movie, charsiew bao cried
Qn3--why char siew bao n da bao go movie, da bao cried so much


ans...


Qn1 charsiew bao had fillings ( feelings )
Qn2 because they have different fillings ( fillings )
Qn3 because da bao got more feelings...



sorry ah
if a little cold...
haha...
-jyong (sin)-

Some little jokes of the day :P

Stewed Tomatoes
A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worry about getting seasick.

The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.''

The guy replies, ''Would that keep me from getting sick, Doc?''

The doctor says, ''No, but it'll look real pretty in the water.''

Rabbi and Priest
A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.

Carpet
A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette. Aaron looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing. He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet, and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there. Aaron decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know.

When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done.

''Aaron, The carpet lookes wonderful!'' she exclaimed. ''Here are your cigarettes; I found them in the kitchen. Oh yes, and by the way, have you seen my gerbil?''

photos~~ PAES201 greatly missed!

paiseh for the lag update of the photos..
but at least it's here now(:
let's reminise our good old days..

oh jux how retarded can mak get..

yays PAES201 with mrlau(:

PAES201 with mrlim[andy lau]!

how come mr j yong can get so high over a swing?

how can shimin let natasha hold the umbrella.. tsk tsk tsk

super random shot~ MRLAU~

3 different grps.. 2 grps are erm strategizing and wads jeremy doin?

one of the nicer shots, but still not nice =.=

jux being random, but i think we are somewhat like the water in the fountain.. we came tgt from different sources, but ended up in 1 place, PAES201.. then we went thru processes and somewhat somehow kana split up and seperated [like the water coming out from the fountain head].. but we will be back together as 1 [when the water falls back to the 'reservoir' of the fountain].. though unable to stay as a class, but we can still hang out tgt hur(:

HAHA. ya mayb i'll continue updating the blog since dora is so sincere.
anw.. there's really nothing much i can update about so i shall update about recent news..blah..blah.. something that might help in ur GeePee..
HEHE.. heard about mas selamat? or hav u got a scare of ur life of a man staring at you through your handphone? Here's a "poster" that might help u in nabbing that terrorist feller and becoming a national hero.. *laughs* (click image for larger view)

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the different cosplays mas selamat can come out with..